Saturday 24 March 2007

KEYSER SOZE

While I was lying in bed in the casualty section of 1 Mil wondering whether my hip-bone was connected to my thigh-bone, Dr Aubrey Levin was hard at work in another section of the hospital putting the finishing touches to his master-plan for saving the nation from homosexuality, drugs and Simon & Garfunkel.

Dr Aubrey Levin, a.k.a. Dr Aubrey Levine. Sometimes he adds the “e”, perhaps as an affectation, or possibly in the hope of covering his tracks. But Google isn’t that easily confused.

If you’ve got ten minutes to spare, look him up. It makes for some interesting reading.

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